Executive dysfunction- a gothic horror in short form
That moment when you know you need tea - but you don't know what kind you're in the mood for - and so you stare into the vast depths of your tea cupboard and are suddenly intimidated by your own collection. The bags and tins and boxes stare back at you and each label your eyes read seem to make a new demand. "I should be the one you choose!" they each state to you with absolute confidence. "I am the blend - the only blend that can satisfy!"... and yet two tins over you read a new name and the same claim is made with the same confidence. Bergamot, lavender, clove, and ginger all vie for dominance in your craving centers even though you haven't even decided if it's white, green, oolong or black that calls loudest to you this day. And so, the jumbled cacophony created from the clashing voices of Russian Caravan, Victorian Chai, Ginger Turmeric, Yorkshire Gold, Dragon Pearl, Genmai and so many others reaches up to you from the shelves to fray at you...